and let that be a lesson to you

when it comes to driving and maintaining a car, i have had to own the fact that my whole attempt at doing these two things is to solely serve as an example to others.

lessons learned:
1. never combine donning dirty eyeglasses and an unclean windshield together on the road.

2. avoid driving into the sunset with a dirty windshield at all costs.

3. never just pick up "whatever windshield wiper blade" you find lying around in someone else's garage and put them on your car.

4. never combine driving at night with dirty eyeglasses, ill-fitting wiper blades and a broken defroster on a rainy night.

5. avoid using hand signals at night when your signal lights are busted and a cop is driving towards you on the opposite side of the road.

6. never leave the cake out in the rain cuz you'll never have that recipe again.

i think these beat the beatitudes.