the dirt 

with odoggg's help, i've been able to wipe out years of LA soot from around the house. now, i'm getting into tinkering around the house and rearranging things here and there. my landlord better watch out. he may really need to carry my cold, dead, body out before he can jack up the rent. but, perhaps he's already working on that.

if the authorities come around sniffing for clues... you read it here first.