no insomnia tonight!
i have to report to jury duty tomorrow (today) at 7.45 am. with all the puritanical christian shit this country inserts in all aspects of its culture, you'd think they wouldn't make people show up at such "ungodly" hours. maybe i can ensure a swift dismissal by faking a psychotic breakdown.
if the lawyers ask me any questions, i'll just respond with:
"i don't belong here. what do i care? this is just a circus trial. where's OJ? i'm a defense witness for the prosecution in the
State of California vs. POG (passion orange grapefruit). i only got my miranda rights via books-on-tape. officer! officer!"