minutiae you don't need to know

1. What time do you get up in the morning? after the tenth or twelfth snooze button

2. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? gael garcia bernal (my future husband... HA!)

3. Gold or silver? silver

4. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? la mala educacion


5. Favourite TV show? laverne & shirley. yes. it's old. apparently, i have hated television since it went off the air.

6. What did you have for breakfast today? coffee & a cigarette w/ the surgeon general

7. What would you hate to be left in a room with you? a fly and/or a republican and/or military recruiter

8. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no, but i can touch other people's noses with my tongue.

9. What inspires you? political transgressions, the odd & the obscure. the odd and obscure political transgression

10. What's your middle name? "gunslinger"

11. Favourite flower? orchid/tiger lily

12. If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to telephone people? i wouldn't. i might send an email, though.

13. Fizzy or still water as a drink? still water, unless i have nausea

14. What colour is your bathroom? mauve and grey

15. How many keys on your key ring? 10-15

16. Favourite day of the week? thursday--i have friday to look forward to.

17. What did you do for your last birthday? got older

18. Summer or winter? summer

19. Favourite ice-cream. jamocha almond fudge

20. Buttered, plain or salted popcorn? buttered

21. Favourite car? a non-demanding hybrid

22. Favourite food? the kind prepared by any other than me.

23. What characteristics do you despise? elitism, cronyism, jealousy, lack of motivation (what crap questionnaire is this?)

24. Favourite country to spend your holidays? pangaea

25. Beach, city or country? beach

26. whats under your bed? books, dust, papers... i'm sure a stray sock and some discarded tissue (used)

27. whats in the trunk of your car? the real question is "who?"