it goes something like this...

r1:i'm warning you. i'm really neurotic and i'm talented in the arts of self-sabotage.

r2:i'm jewish. you'd think that if i couldn't handle neuroses, i would have run away from home.

r1: you think jews got the corner market on neuroses?

r2:well, i've heard of catholic guilt, but--

r1:we flagellate ourselves... STILL!!!

r2:we still do, too. mental flagellation.

r1: well, i just wanted to get my disclaimers out in the open. i want to play fair. though, i like to be close to the exit, with my foot near the door, i wanted to let you know that there's a back exit if you turn left down that hallway.