the happy pall bearer: "always look at the bright side of life!"

i woke up this morning (at 6am!) to npr. as soon as i realized the newscast was talking about the impending war, i got knots in my stomach. in these times, i need to focus on things that keep me hopeful:

tony blair: two words, you fool-- political suicide!

dubya: like father, like son: one-term germ!

spain (or, "thpain"): who the hell asked you in the first place?! i was thinking of spending some tourism dollars in your country this year to look at the goods you stole from my people, but i think i can wait! quit trying to think that you "co-drafting" any U.N. resolution gives you any more clout. HAH! (thanks for the laugh!)

to all the comics of the world:
there's such a wealth of comedic material with so many asses in office right now. now we can all be jaded proctologists with biting senses of humor.

oh, god. spare us the pain of patriarchy! mama? mama?