what are the nuts gonna do next?

it's great to hear that mr. bushit is faltering in popularity, (not that i'm a kerry fan) but i still get nervous when i hear the latest polls. i end up worrying what next stunt the administration is going to pull to ensure a victory in november... let's see... so they pulled saddam out of the hat in december... ok... now, they've pulled the color-changing magic of homeland security ("what? there's dissatisfaction with the country's economy? well, shit!!! orange alert! someone's gonna attack any minute now!") we're still at war with our neo-colony... what's next? they'll probably bomb an american building and blame it on another actor from the same actor's agency where they cast osama bin laden. awww, jeez. we're going to hell as long as these mofo's are in power... christ. americans? are you THAT stupid? revolt! ok... mr. ashcroft... dissent! (now, that's still legal, right? oh... oops.)